Italy

""Lo sono un deficiente totale!""

- Italian for "I don't speak Italian"

Italy is a country filled with Italians.

The mafia kills everybody, and the food makes you fat, and the buildings are all leaning over, and half of the country is submerged in water.

They really like anime over there, though.

Italianime
These animes take place in Italia.

-Aria focuses on nipples, probably.

-Gunslinger Girl is about a girl who swings the gun so nice.

-Hetalia means "Seriously Sucky Italy".

-Porco Rosso is an anime about rustled pork.

-Ristorante Paradiso is about a paradoxical wristwatch(?).

Appearance
Italy has squinty eyes for some reason. Why don't the Asian countries have squinty eyes?

He also has a Levi haircut with a curl sticking out. If you pull on it, he becomes aroused, much like his brother Romano.

Interests

 * Pasta!
 * Pizza!
 * Penis!
 * Germany
 * Making beautiful art
 * Surrendering
 * The ladies, I think you know what I mean

Germany
Italy and Germany are Really Good FriendsTM.

Really Good FriendsTMare allowed to sleep in each other's beds, nude.

Japan
Italy likes anime, so of course he would be friends with Japan. After hugging Japan, Italy had to "take responsibility" and marry him, so Italy and Japan are canonically married.