Eren Jaeger

""Eren...""

- Mikasa, about thirty times per episode

Eren Jaeger, born Sied Ihr Das Essen Und Wir Sind Der Jaeger, is from that one anime everybody was talking about. He really wants to kill the titans, cuz they ate his mom. Or maybe that's just an excuse and he's a suicidal blockhead hungry for blood. Either way, at least he's not killing us.

He is voiced by Yuki Kaji and American Kirito.

Human Form
Eren is about average height and weight. He has strong titan green (its a real color) eyes, and average dark brown hair. He has an averagely rounded face with average eyebrows that furrow the average amount. His hair is short, with bangs, like the average person. He's a bit tan, resulting in him to be one of the most ugly-looking characters in SNK.

Titan Form
When Eren turns into a titan, he gets slapped by Mikasa's hand, ^. .^ Annie's fighting style and even taller than Bertolt's height. If he was shrunk down to human size, he would have his own gravitational field. Which is true for most large objects. Unless, of course, mass is decreased as well as volume, which is implied when you talk about shrinking something.

Personality
He has an ugly presence, he is annoying, his titan form has a funny face. Apart from "I want to kill the titans" and "I don't want the titans to eat people", Eren doesn't have much of a personality. Isayama himself said, "Eren is the ultimate protagonist: He has very few emotions, and even fewer goals. If he could be any less of a character, I would have made him in an ugly way.and that is what I did" == History Eren is a ugly bastard that deserves to die. I hope he gets beheaded by Mikasa. When eren was a baby he should have been thrown to a brick wall or someone should've thrown a brick at him so he could DIE DIE DIE. I HOPE YAMS KILLS IHIM SO HE COULD GO TO HELL AND BURN FOR ETERNITY HE SHOULD SUFFER FOR KILLING INNOCENT CIVILIANS. UGLY RAT BASTARD HOPE HE CHOKES ON HIS SMALL DICK ==

Year 844
When Eren was a young boy, he murdered two men. His little buddy Mikasa even killed one. When Dr. Jaeger heard of this transgression, his response was "The boy's gone mad. He's stark staring mad! Carla, what did we ever do to raise such a mad, mad boy? I say, no TV for a week."

TV had not been invented yet, but Eren still cried. Many scholars believe this was the exact moment Eren became a psychopath. Or perhaps when his mother was eaten by Smiley Face Titan. Probably then.

Fall of Shiganshina Arc
Does anything good ever happen when a complacent city filled with adventurous youth reaches it's 100th anniversary?

Eren lived in a crappy shanty in Shiganshina with his mum, dad, and adoptive sister Mika. He hated segregation, and wished to live with his titan brethren outside the wall. His wish was granted by the Big Red Fairy, but he learned the hard way, "be careful what you wish for, it may lead to your mother's death". Now that Eren's parents were gone, he could join the Survey Corps. and meet Captain Levi, so it was more-or-less a win.

Things go from bad to worse when the Armored Titan rushes through Shiganshina's back entrance. Oh myyy. Eren vows to take revenge on all titans based on this anecdotal experience, making him basically a racist. And he's a German, so he's double racist.

104th Trainees Squad Arc
As we learned in the previous 103 Trainees Squad Arcs, Eren, Armin and Mikasa all want to join the military. They face many obstacles, including soup that no one likes, an angry instructor voiced by Germany himself that no one likes, having to sleep in the same bad as twelve other people, and putting up with the Jean that no one likes. Eren learns how to use the 3D Omnisexual Mover Gear, (3D OMG) and the trainees graduate. They have to polish the cannon balls and mop the wall tops before it's official, but mid-ballpolishing, Big Red appears once again. Eren tries to stop him, but Big Red kicks a hole in the wall once again. *sigh*

Battle of the District Jean Lived In Arc
The titans came in and ate Eren. Our hero's story comes to an end.

Or that's what Isayama wants you to believe, as he comes back in Rogue Titan form.

Hooray!!1!

Miss Titan Arc
Eren has slept his way to the top, and is now living with the prestigious Levi ClubTM. They go out to stop the Pretty Lady Titan, but the Levi ClubTMends up losing most of it's members. Eren puts on his titan suit to fight her, only to be eaten alive, once again. He is saved by Levi, as he rips through the titan's stomach with his bare hands and pulls him out in onr fell swoop. The titan is revealed to be Annie, so they decide to lure her someplace safe and assassinate her. For once, Eren manages to do something heroic without failing miserably or getting eaten when he titanslaps titan Annie into a thousand titan pieces, titan.

Titan Shifting
Eren can regrow body parts and turn into a giant naked martial arts master. The first time this happened was in Trost, where he was eaten by the Beardy Face Titan. Being eaten has been passed down in the Jaeger family for generations, it seems.

Mikasa Ackerman
Mikasa likes someone else other than Eren, so she tries to end Eren's life.. Every time she leaves his side, either he's eaten, he's kidnapped or everyone around him dies. She's like a sister to him, so he never notices her trying to kill him and her love is unrequited. It's a cruel, beautiful world, amirite?

Armin Arlert
Eren likes Armin's butt, so he keeps him alive the best he can. Armin taught Eren about the outside world, where there's saltwater, volcanoes, grass, and even sand. Sand. Can you believe it? Eren can. That's why he'll do anything to see that wonderful place, even if it means getting eaten a few times.

Reiner Braun
Reiner is big and strong. Eren respects that. Then he figures out Reiner's dark secret: He's a bisexual. Most of the characters in this show are LGBTQ anyway, so Eren decides to let it slide. This proves to be his downfall, as he himself becomes a gay homosexual shortly after. Braun's bara breasts are the only explanation for this shocking development.

Bertolt Hoover
Bertolt sweats as much as Eren cries, so they bonded instantly. After people started calling them "Bert and Ernie", they stopped hanging out as much.

Annie Leonhart
Taught Eren the moves. Now he's got the moves like Jaeger. Please forgive me for making the easy joke. Annie also had a crush on Eren (A Crush on Eren is a good title for a dating sim) before he turned her into a crystal gem. How you ask? He crushed her back! No, let me try again... He broke her Leonhart! No, that one sucks too. Let's just move on to the next paragraph...

Jean Kirstein
You'd think that Eren and Jean would get along just well. Oh boy were you wrong. They dislike each other very much. In fact, they are rivals or more like frenemies. In the end, Jean still holds respect to Eren even though he has a little grudge against him but overall he respects him and envies him for being cool. But Jean should know that he's also an amazing person that shouldn't envy Eren because he will soon be with Eren's important person.

Connie Springer
Yuki Kaji and Hiro Shimono are friends IRL, so I imagine Eren and Connie are besties. Just look at the evidence. That's gotta be canon.

Thomas
Thomas died before his friendship with Eren could blossom. Eh, Thomas was lame anyway. Now if only we could kill of Daz, then I would be happy...

Hannes
Hannes saved Eren and Mikasa when they were young, so Eren doesn't hate him for being a lazy alcoholic who pussied out and let his mother die. Later in the series, when the Smiling Titan eats Hannes, Eren learns his true power. The moral of the story: Hannes sucks and dying was the best thing he ever did.

Erwin Smith
Do you think that Erwin and Eren have a special bond because they both have names beginning with Er and they've both lost arms? Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask.

Zoe Hange
Eren is a titan shifter, so of course Hange is always creeping on him. They don't really have a relationship besides the creeping, rendering this section meaningless.

Mike Zacharius
It's the classic "boy sniffs boy, boy is placed in same team as boy, boy is later eaten by titans" story. No need for further explanation.

Levi
Levi likes Eren's butt, so he keeps him alive the best he can. Levi is in his thirties and is more of a father figure to Eren than anything, but since he and Eren are the two hottest guys in the show, yaoi and fanfiction is inevitable. "''It's totes canon you guys!" ''Yeah right.

Petra
The only member of Squad Levi that isn't a tongue-chomping, kid-sniffing, clean freak weirdo. Plus, she's kawaii, so Eren and her become good friends. At first he was afraid, he was Petra-fied.

Trivial Matters

 * Not even Hajime himself knows what's inside the basement.
 * Eren is the most ugliest peice of shit character in Attack on Titan besides Franz.
 * Eren was spanked as a child. It explains a lot.
 * Jaeger is actually German for "Bad baby food".
 * In the upcoming live action movie, Eren will be killed.