Ouran High School Host Club

""I see you come, I watch you go.""

- A Creep

Ouran High School Host Club is where rich Japanese boys with too much seed on their hands sell their bodies to rich Japanese girls who also have too much seed on their hands. Yuck.

The original manga is by Bisco Hatori, a Japanese lady who is probably a disgusting commoner herself.

"""Plot"""
Our heroine (heh, heroin) Haruhi Fujioka knocks over a vase and is forced to be a gigolo until she can repay it's owners. Shenanigans ensue.

The Wacky Cast
Members of the host club: Members of the everyone else:
 * Tamaki, the leader, who spends most of his time crying in corners and being flamboyant to attract customers.
 * Kyoya, the guy who wears smartening glasses to make him smarter.
 * Kaoru and Hikaru, who are completely heterosexual and anything they do that seems otherwise is merely to attract girls, even if they're completely alone when they do it.
 * Mori, the freakishly tall (even for Shojo standards) Frankenstein-looking guy.
 * Honey, who is 4"4' and actually 68 years old.
 * Umehito, some blond guy who thinks he's Trent Reznor.
 * Benibara, student/principal/janitor/lunch lady of the all lesbian school.
 * Renge, the otaku who Haruhi turns into the only lesbian who doesn't go to the lesbian school.
 * Ritsu, a gangster who Haruhi turns gay/straight.
 * Shiro, some kid who sounds like Yuno.
 * Ranka, Haruhi's mom/dad depending on the episode.
 * Yasuchika, Honey's younger brother.