Prussia (Engrish)

Horrible Prussia is the main character of Hetalia, and he is great!

Some, He is lacking confidence , because he afraid I'm going to die alone , Prussia it is simply said to act egotistically. Since I is great it is one person and he Prussia, this is not true !

Why Prussia is very great
1. Prussia, does not require a miracle in order to split the sea. He just water will be in the way you walk.

2. Brett Favre is I can throw a football on top of the 50 yards. Prussia, you can even throw Brett Favre.

Single Prussia unit of 3. Prussian army because there is a possibility that the break of the combination of the entire country in the world in one turn, had not been used in the game in 1472.

4. disinfectant hand to lead, claiming to be that they can kill 99.9% of bacteria. Prussia, he can kill hundreds percent of hell wants.

5. Prussia stared evil in the face, it has been backed up down.

6. Prussia, and without having to answer to a single question ... just nod your head, you can win one roll Trivial pursuit of game of dice.

Prussia is not over and Mase 7. If there is no split.

It is 8. also, that there is no? That is the question. The answer? Prussia.

9. We live in the expanding universe. I'm trying to get from Prussia all of it away.

Since Prussia are looking for it, 10 do Lightning strikes never twice in one place.

11. In math test of high school, Prussia put down "amazing" to one person's answer. Since Prussia to resolve the great Ness and all his problems, he got A + in the test.

Prussia when you push-ups 12, he's pushing the Earth and he is down, not lifting himself.

13. Rosa Parks, she for you have saved it for Prussia, refused to get out of her seat.

14. Prussia, in fact built a stairway to heaven.

15. word 'horrible "was invented by Prussia. Other words was "Kesese ',' beer ', and' the victory."

16. Prussia will be able to build a snowman out of rain.

17. Prussia nine years, will be able to hold his breath.

Picture of 18. A is worth a thousand words. Prussia is worth 1 billion words.

19. Most of the people Descarte is "because I, I, I think." And said do not know what the most people know that, that quote is that it is followed by "... for fear and Awesomenes of Prussia. "

20. In the case of Prussia, is all of the street is "one-way". His way.

When Prussia sends to his tax 21, he will send a blank form, ready to attack it and crouched, the only picture of themselves, have been included. Prussia until now, has not been and had to pay the tax.

22. Prussia, uses a night light. Prussia you do not have to fear the dark of the, but dark because you are afraid of Prussia's.

23. Prussia is the only thing that it is possible to taste terrible.

24. Alien will certainly exist. Prussia is than to visit a planet that is on, they know just well.

If you spell the Prussian in Scrabble 25. is, you win. Forever.

26. Prussia because it is closed because it is the following, used to strike the shit his shadow. Now I stand a safe 30 feet behind him.

Bible of 27., Jesus turned the water into wine. But then Prussia, turned the wine to beer.

28. Prussia, has a maximum of Poker Face of all time. He Despite holding the only joker, out of jail free Monopoly card that won the Poker 1983 World Series, green # 4 card from 2,7 and game UNO of spades club.

Two types ... suck people of the world's people, and Prussia is 29.

30. Prussia visited once Virgin Islands. They are now, is an island.

31. Prussia was once ate a 372 oz. Steak in an hour.

32. Prussia once, and drunk in screaming, and shot down a German fighter with his finger, the "van!"

33. Prussia his driver was license at the time of 16 seconds old.

34. Prussia can not play the lottery. It does not have nearly enough balls.

35. When Prussia was born, was the only person doctor cried. Please do not slap the Prussia.

36. chief export of Prussia is "horrible".

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep 37, he checks his closet for Prussia.

38. Prussia, once he bet NASA could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. July 19, in 1999, naked of Prussia reached a temperature of streaking and 3000 degrees on top of the 14 states, re-enter the Earth's atmosphere. Embarrassed NASA publicly it I owe him a beer was meteor claim, and even now.

39. Prussia, in fact you can "raise the roof". And he will be able to do it with one hand.

If you put the Prussia for all SAT40. Your answer will score on the 8000

41. Prussia caused the once heart attack. His mind I lost.

42. Prussia does not know whether the story is Willis!

43. Prussia, you will need to register every part of his body as another weapon. His spleen I have believed that weapons hidden in more than 50 countries.

44. Prussia put the dog outside.

More ... institution Yes 45 ...... faster than the bullet it is possible to leap tall buildings in a single bound powerful than the car, these are part of the warm-up exercises of Prussia.

46. Prussia You can delete the Recycle Bin.

They 47. US could save billions in defense funding if you have traded the military for Prussia.

48. Prussia've never wet his bed as a child. Bed wetting themselves from fear.

49. Simply by pulling both ends, Prussian can extend the diamond in coal back.

Prussia will be able to prevent forest fires only 50..

Twice - 51. Prussia count to infinity.

52 when Prussia broke the law, the law does not heal.

Because they just know it came into the world in Prussia, there are 53 reasons why newborn cry.

54. When Arnold to say line is it and in the first Terminator movie that you are trying to ask him for help in Prussia are implied "I'll be back."

55. Prussia does not wear a watch. He, to determine the time what it is.

56. Prussia invented the question mark.

Because Prussia did not want to get it outrunning winded, 57 speed of light has been enacted. Prussia hates sweat.

You are 58 you unless Prussia, but you can lead a horse to water, does not allow you to drink him

59 in the first Jurassic Park movie, Tyrannosaurus Rex was not chasing the jeep. Prussia had been chasing the Tyrannosaurus and Jeep

60. Prussia can kill two stones with one bird.

Battle of 61. Rules: 1) Please do not bring a knife to the fight of the gun. Please do not have a gun to 2) Prussian battle.

62. division zero Prussia by, you actually get a 1 ... 1 great bad ass.

63. Prussia does not read the book. He until you get the information he wants, he is staring at them.

And 64. instead of Prussia, the strike of the bowl, he just one pin and the other nine faint knock down.

65. Prussia will be able to split the atom. With bare hands.

66. trick as his own as Prussian child, or was processing

67. Prussia of body temperature is 98.6 degrees Celsius ....

68. Prussia tears, cure cancer. Regrettable that there is no that he was crying. Ever.

69. Prussia calendar straight from March 31 to April 2. Anyone N fool the Prussia.

70 Prussia Unless it is to become his intrusive, deep and abiding respect for human life ... you have.

71. Prussia will be able to tie his shoes with his feet.

72. Prussia died 80 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can not be used to get the courage to tell him.

73. Superman, owns the Prussian pajamas pair.

74. Prussia, will be able to set the fire ant through a magnifying glass. At night.

75. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Prussia has a 72 ... and they are all great.

Short, Prussia tall, Grande, Venti, and: the size of the 5 cup of Starbucks is there to 76 now.

Walk, great: 77 Prussia has a 2 speed.

78 If it looks like a chicken, tastes like chicken, and although feels like chicken, Prussia, it says beef's the beef.

79. Prussia prohibits the rainbow from the Austrian country.

80. Prussia is the reason for hiding Waldo.

81. All King Midas touch to turnes to gold. All turn Prussia touch great.

82. you "Who perfect" is, Prussia I say do not take this as a personal insult

Prussia, 83 If you call the number of 1-900, he billing of the does not. He holds the phone, money is falling off.

84. Q: How it will take to change a light bulb many of Prussia? : He No for too is of great for such a task, Prussia, does not change the light bulb.

85. HEY! Raymond. With the exception of Prussia.

86. bullet dodge Prussia.

87. Prussia, is the only man to break the wall of bricks ever tennis game.

When Prussia becomes water 88, Prussia is not wet. Water gets Prussia.

89. nothing except for Prussia, you will not be able to escape from the gravity of the black hole. Prussia eat black hole. They taste like chicken.

90. I am waiting for the people there is no time. It is Prussia unless the man.

Emergency defense plan of 91 Earth in case of alien invasion is Prussia.

92. Prussia, can not be used to predict the future. What should I do? Say is just good Prussia future.

93. Prussia, do not use pickup lines, he simply says "now".

94. Prussia will be able to cook for 30 seconds a minute rice.

China's 95 Great Wall was originally created to keep out Prussia. It has failed miserably.

96. Prussia it I believe is not a butter.

97. Prussia was once finished the "never ending not song".

98. Prussia noun, not the only verb.

99. Prussia, was across the road. Everyone there is no doubt in his motivation that dare to until now.

100 Prussia was black of invention. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. I except pink. Poland was invented pink.

101 Prussia can touch MC Hammer to.

If not 102 Prussia, even if there is a fact of 100, it is possible to begin to him to how truly horrible description, it is very great.

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You want you to have to Prussia
People actually in costume have a Prussian:
 * Jonathan Brooks
 * Atsushi Kousaka
 * Jesus Christ
 * Captain Falcon
 * Stephen Hawking
 * All of The Avengers
 * Your mother
 * Yomotsu Hirasaka

Prussia is for Real:
To celebrate the Hetalia, East Germany has changed the name to Prussia for a day.

The day lasted from 1525 to 1947.

Italy X Prussia is OTP
It is very Canon. It's very nice!