Marco Bodt

""I told God I'd be back in a second, that's when the titans ate half my freckles.""

- Freckled Yeezus

Marco Bodt is Freckled Jesus.

Half of his face was eaten.

Those are the two interesting things about him.

He was attracted to horses, so that's something.

Half Jokes

 * 1) Marco is really half the man he used to be.
 * 2) The new Marco action figure is half off.
 * 3) Half of the SNK fandom hates these Marco jokes.
 * 4) Levi, Eren and Marco in Two And A Half Men.
 * 5) Marco always puts half and half in his coffee.